You are a small god in a world of servants who haven’t figured it out yet.
You’re a sophisticated feline navigating the urban jungle with the quiet confidence that comes from knowing you’re naturally superior to almost everything around you. The city is your kingdom – every sunny windowsill a throne, every rooftop a highway, every cardboard box a fortress worthy of your majesty.
Your days are spent making calculated decisions between comfort and conquest: claim that perfect patch of sunlight or patrol your territory?
Acknowledge the human’s desperate attempts for attention or maintain your regal distance? Each choice reflects your innate understanding that life should be lived on your terms.
Master the delicate art of being simultaneously aloof and affectionate, independent yet subtly manipulative.
Navigate the complex politics of urban cat society while maintaining your dignity in a world full of dogs, traffic, and humans who inexplicably think they’re in charge.
You don’t have an owner – you have staff. The question is whether they’re performing to your standards.
The city awaits your judgment. Rule wisely.
